how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
(Source: , via sexcake)